I didn’t flinch—not when the bailiff called our case in the county courthouse, not when my wife said it loud enough for the back row: “He’s just a useless husband.”

“He’s just a useless husband,” my wife said in court. I stayed silent.

The judge leaned forward and asked her attorney, “You really don’t know who he is?”

The attorney froze.

“He’s just a useless husband,” my wife said—my wife’s face went pale.

He’s just a useless husband. My wife said it in court, and I stayed silent.

The judge asked her attorney, “You really don’t know who he is?”

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