Joke of the Day: Mom and Uncle David

Ouadie Rhabbouron
 

 

A man wants to know if his wife cheated on him.

The solution for little girls: “Okay, okay, I want it to be done like this: Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and yell to Mom and Uncle David that Dad’s car just pulled into the garage…” The girl explained herself, then went upstairs to tell Uncle David and us. The man on the other end of the line explained what was happening. A few seconds later, the child was picked up. “I did what you told me, Dad,” he said. The man asked him how his mother had responded.

Morbid outcome

The girl assigned to carry him said, “Well, Mom started screaming, jumped out of bed naked, started running, slipped on the carpet, fell out the window, and now she’s dead.” The man on the other end of the line was shocked to learn that his wife had just committed suicide. He also asked what Uncle David was doing. She replied, “Well, he jumped out of bed naked, started running, and then jumped out the back window into the pool… But he forgot that you drained the pool last weekend to go to another one, and now he’s dead too…”

Sad reality

A silence fell between the girls and the men talking on the phone. The man suddenly said, “Pool? What pool? Is that 01.99.74.12.33?” So the man had the phone number mixed up. Dear readers, were the ten jokes published funny to you?

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