In a small town, two nuns left their convent to sell cookies

The man decided to follow one of them. The other nun made it back to the convent, extremely worried about her companion.

Shortly after, the second nun arrived at the convent. “Sister, thank God! What happened?” “The logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow both of us, so he followed me.” “And then?” “I ran as fast as I could… and so did he.” “And…?” “He caught up to me.” “Oh, no! And what did you do?” “I did the logical thing: I lifted up my habit.” “Good Lord! And what did he do?” “He also did the logical thing: he pulled down his pants.” “Oh, no! And then?” “Well, Sister… the logical thing: a nun with her habit lifted runs much faster than a man with his pants down.”

Lighthearted Moral: Sometimes, the simplest solution—and a bit of quick thinking—is what gets us out of trouble.

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